Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Nap Shop

From my wife's twisted but entrepreneurial mind (remember, she is thinking for two right now)...

You know when you are out doing errands, or on a lunch break, and you get overwhelmingly tired? When all you yearn for is a soft bed, but your house or apartment is many miles away? What you wouldn't give for a place, a safe place, where you could just lay your head down for a few precious minutes and get some rest. What if such a place existed? Would you go?

The Nap Shop is for you.

Imagine a store...for naps. Come on in and put your feet up. We offer the following amenities:
  • Hourly rates
  • Clean pillows and sheets (or to save money bring a sleeping bag)
  • Snoring and non-snoring sections
  • Child care
  • A Starbucks next store (with discounts for Nap Shop customers), perfect for that "pick me up" when you're done
  • Lockers to store your stuff while you sleep
  • Headphones with your choice of soothing itunes
  • Semi-private rooms for a nominal fee
  • A safe environment with no hanky-panky going on in the nap station next to you!
Come on in today. Leave your cares behind and experience the joys of The Nap Shop.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Rob, I really pray that this baby comes quick, 'cause your already shown the signs of being sleep deprived. [Maybe the Nap Shop idea was really yours...?]

Rob said...

Oh I totally need the Nap Shop. I'd be a frequent napper. There's a thought...sign up for the Nap Shop Frequent Napper Program (NSFNP) to get thicker blanket upgrades and discounts on your next nap!