Thursday, July 05, 2007

10 things about airports that are universally true

1. Too many of them in one day is not good (put me down for 4 yesterday!)
2. God made airports so that you can do some nice people watching
3. Could there be any more white male pilots?!?
4. Really bad seats in the gate areas
5. If you look out the window there are some cool cars and vehicles down there
6. Lots of screens and monitors, kind of like Best Buy on crack
7. Moving walkways are cool!
8. One day I will get my shoes shined, a nice shoulder rub and I'll exchange some money
9. Since when did a Big Mac cost $5.79...without the combo?
10. Weird art. Usually involving neon.

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